Then there's the occasional update to one of my Top Ten Lists. My newest addition squeaked in at #10 on my list of
Top Ten Things My Life Would Have Been Complete Without
#10. Attempting to accelerate up to the speed limit on an interstate in a car whose transmission was "slipping" (AKA it wouldn't shift gears).
#9. Under-rotating a front tuck off the high beam.
#8. Flying a plane with the door open.
#7. Skiing. Or perhaps, more specifically, falling while skiing.
#6. Having a tree (or part thereof) fall upon any structure in which I am currently residing, especially when I am in charge of Girl Scouts also residing in that structure.
#5. Hydroplaning, skidding on ice, or any other vehicular loss of control (especially in a bus). Bonus points if the brakes give out while you're at it.
#4. Shattering glass all over myself.
#3. Having a trailer come unhitched from the back of the SUV at 65mph in rush hour traffic out of Norfolk (note: said trailer was still chained to the back of the SUV).
#2. Grading midterms at a funeral and final papers in an ICU waiting room, all in the same semester. And throw in studying for comprehensive exams, just in case that's not enough.
#1. Having an asthma attack, especially those that result in visits to my friends at the ER.